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We attended another carnival parade, that of the Krewe de Vieux. Krewes generally contain multiple sub-krewes—so here we saw the Krewe of Underwear, the Krewe de Mishigas, and the Kazoozie Floozies, among others. Below are a lot of random images; they probably make more sense if one understands what is happening in New Orleans culture or politics. Some themes, however, require no explanation.
The Pharmacy Museum in New Orleans is a fascinating look back at medicine when people’s ideas about it were, I don’t know, a little funny. For example, if you were a normal person, the pharmacist would compound your pills for you at his compounding station; but if you were on the wealthier and more ostentatious side, when it was time to take your medicine, you’d grandly produce the gold- and silver-coated pills you’d had the pharmacist make for you in front of your friends—because precious metals make everything better. And then eventually you’d poop out the gold and silver pills with their contents still in them, one-hundred percent, because our stomachs don’t digest precious metals.
Here we have a portrait of Louis Dufilho, Jr., the first licensed pharmacist in Louisiana, along with his certificate (“0001”), and the city’s first soda fountain. Pharmacists used to pour liquid medicines into soda drinks to make them more palatable. Everyone knows that Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine, but did you know that 7-Up used to contain lithium?
Heroin and opium were popular medicinal ingredients to treat aches and pains. Bayer advertised heroin alongside aspirin; Pond’s infused tampons with opium to manage cramps. Doctors also prescribed lead nipple shields for breastfeeding mothers; “the lead shields were advertised as soothing to the mother’s breast through the creation of lead lactate.” This may explain a lot. Plus, other things to put up inside oneself if one has “piles, constipation, nervousness, dyspepsia, sick headache, neuralgia, rheumatism, insomnia, asthma, indigestion, eczema, all diseases caused by sluggish circulation, mal-nutrition, defective elimination, and the abuse of cathartic drugs.”
As I mentioned in the last post, many people consulted voodoo practitioners as well as doctors, and the practitioners had their own pharmaceutical products. I can’t tell from the photo whether the 71st potion in the collection is a love potion, or whether the pharmacist got up to Love Potion No. 71. These probably would not have been for sale at the original pharmacy, but they’re in the museum.
Finally, at the museum, I learned, first, that untreated syphilis can lead to nasal deterioration, including inflammation, ulcers, and the collapse of the nasal bridge (also known as “saddle nose”). I also learned that one can replace the nose by surgically attaching the finger to it and stretching skin over the attachment: reportedly, the surgeon then detached the finger from the hand and left it where the nose was. (A Pinterest post says that the patient lost his nose from being struck in the face, not from syphilis. (a) I don’t know, and (b) either way, wow.)
It is said that New Orleans is one of the most haunted cities in America. Haunted hotels, former slave quarters, voodoo priests and priestesses—the place is a minefield of paranormal activity.1
For example, the Andrew Jackson Hotel supposedly sits on the site of an orphanage that was destroyed in the New Orleans fire of 1794; today, guests complain that they hear mysterious children laughing and playing in the halls. “Some guests have even claimed to be on the receiving end of harmless pranks, such as turning televisions on at night and other ghostly hijinks,” says the website of the hotel, which clearly is playing into its haunted status. There are other allegedly haunted hotels in the city as well, but they don’t like to advertise their ghosts.
A more gruesome, and apparently true, story concerns the LaLaurie mansion, pictured during the carnival parade I blogged about earlier. In 1834, when a fire broke out in the mansion, Madame LaLaurie refused to turn over the keys to a locked upstairs room. Firemen broke into the room, and they found, according to an account in the New Orleans Bee,
Several slaves more or less horribly mutilated, were seen suspended from the neck, with their limbs apparently stretched and torn from one extremity to the other. Language is powerless and inadequate to give a proper recollection of the horror, which a scene like this must have inspired. We shall not attempt it, but leave it rather to the reader’s imagination to picture what it was!
According to one website—and it’s on the internet2, so it must be true—
Some believe that Dr. Louis LaLaurie and his wife were conducting horrific medical experiments on the slaves.
According to accounts, the victims were men, women, and children, and included a caged woman who had her limbs broken and set at unnatural angles so as to resemble a crab; a mutilated sex change operation; a woman whose limbs were removed and odd circular pieces of skin removed to resemble a human caterpillar, and some had pieces of their faces removed to resemble gargoyles. Seven were suspended from their necks and were badly mutilated. Two of these survivors died shortly after their rescue.
To the right is a woman dining in a side room at Muriel’s restaurant. The story here is that the building was once the house of a Pierre Antoine Jourdain, who lost the house in a poker game and consequently hanged himself in a room on the second floor. According to legend, Jourdain never left, and he was deeply offended to discover that the new owners were hosting dinners to which he hadn’t been invited; as a result, the restaurant staff would open the building to prepare for a night’s service and sometimes find that dishes had been smashed all over the dining room. After holding a séance to find out what the ghost wanted, the owners began setting a table aside for Jourdain so he feels included, and guests can book the table to join him—but they have to be respectful, otherwise he begins smashing things up again.
These photos show the séance room at the Hand of Fate emporium, where one can go for tarot readings. If you click on the second photo, of the skulls, and look above the right skull, you will see a small blue dot. According to our tour guide, this is not a lens flare or a reflection, but rather a paranormal energy orb. She even showed us photos on her iPhone of other energy orbs that she had captured. One can believe it or not, but I think it’s more fun to believe I caught something, just as, when we were above the arctic circle to see the Northern lights, the lights looked grey to the eye but in photos were bright green.
Next: more fun and creepy stuff.
They’re pretty much everywhere. If they’re not playing in clubs, they’re playing in streets. If they’re not playing in streets, they’re carrying their instruments in the streets. Music is a serious business; still, the musicians often don’t look like they’re enjoying themselves.
That said, they sound good.
Next: spookier stuff.
Architecture in the French Quarter reflects a mix of Spanish and French influences. It’s elegant.
However, some other residents of the French Quarter have—for the most part—more modest accommodations.
Next: pictures of musicians playing sound about as good as pictures of food taste.
We arrived in New Orleans during Carnival, the buildup to Mardi Gras. Everything was gold, purple, and green, even the Nepali elephant pants of the type we used to see in Kathmandu.1 (The photo is a bit fuzzy because I dropped my camera at the Stax Museum and the filter shattered; I replaced it in New Orleans but the camera store in New Orleans accidently sold me a “fogglizer” filter, which I didn’t realize until later that morning.) Later that evening, we came across our first Carnival parade, although it turns out to have been for a corporate party—as soon as the parade cleared a bar in the middle of the block, the groups dispersed.
We had a better Carnival experience later that week, albeit with very shaky iPhone capture.
Next: more new Orleans stuff.